坚持日更 搞笑图片第677期
1、老板:“找个人把咱们菜馆的菜单翻译一下,弄成双语的。”员工心想:鬼知道炒牛蒡要怎么翻译啊!
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2、安装时忘了对齐,这样的攀爬梯一般人怕是上不来了。
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3、门坏了,想省钱便淘了个二手的,这是安完的效果。
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4、虽说外行看热闹,可这个焊接水平连外行也看不下去了。
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5、公司里的门禁系统,用了很长时间了。
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6、新年快乐用英语怎么说?
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7、我很好奇,这位划线工人能不能领到完整的工资?
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8、老板:“把墙涂成黑色。”员工:“好的。”
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9、老板:“把样品衣服挂到模特身上。”员工:“好的。”
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10、老板:“板房上加一个落水槽。”员工:“好的。”
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11、老板:“这个位置修一个轮椅坡道。”员工:“好的。”
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12、老板:“去找条狗来看护厂房。”员工:“好的。”
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13、“请了装修公司刷墙,结果我一看就看到了蟑螂。”
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14、老板:“在这个位置装个风扇。”员工:“风扇装好了。”
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15、老板:“给楼梯装上扶手。”员工:“好的。”
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16、不知是哪位马虎的员工制作了这样的颜色标签。
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17、员工:“按图施工完毕!”老板:“这么大的路灯你看不见?”
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18、员工:“按计划给电梯走廊做了隔断。”老板:“谁让你把电梯按钮放到玻璃后面去的!”
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19、网上买的电灶,实际发热位置与标识位置严重不符。
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20、“买了套二手房,本来以为这个位置是个门,结果原房主说这里原来有个衣柜。”
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21、“厕纸没有撕开包装便被安装到了卡座上,关键这个卡座没有工具还打不开。”
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22、员工:“路灯安装完了,都能正常点亮。”老板:“幸好验收的还没来啊。”
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23、“这只钟在我家挂了多年了。”
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24、员工:“栏杆刷完漆了。”老板:“……”
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25、“这幅挂画本应该让人很温馨,可现在的感觉却很诡异。”
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26、老板:“铁铲怎么少了一把?”员工:“我不知道啊。”
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27、很漂亮的焊缝。
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28、短袖衬衫的新式穿法?
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29、老板:“把门上装一个门锁。”员工:“好的。”
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30、老板:“把天花板全部重新涂一遍。”员工:“好的。”
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