1、一看就是知道是亲生父女俩 
2、这孩子,你爸真幸福 
3、是时候换一个队友了 
4、小姐姐怎么来山上练一字马,是山上的风景比较好吗? 
5、1天啦噜!马桶是外星人的秘密通道吗 
6、这只狗狗也实在是太过分了吧。居然把东西给弄翻了。 
7、自损100 
8、女汉子惹不起啊,会功夫的女汉子更惹不起 
9、长颈鹿这大长腿是白瞎了,竟然让小鹿给顶翻了! 
10、测试真假盲人的好办法 
11、大爷还是大爷!大爷不愧是大爷 
12、小姐姐,看你倒酒的技术不错,酒量一定很好 
13、像素风 
14、光脚的不怕穿鞋的,有本事你别走啊 
15、1球进了!去你大爷的,抱错人了! 
16、这位小姐姐,请用两个字形容你的男朋友 
17、孩子,你是这样拔牙的啊!方式很特别啊! 
18、这才是真正的高手!不简单!真是太厉害了! 
19、这是哪里冒出来的东西,这怎么还会往上面喷水呢? 
20、兄弟这么淘气,明天怕是不敢去上班了!! 
21、妹子,这老公不能要啊,关键时刻还跑了! 
22、哥们,让你给我洗一次车,估计要报废了 
23、1难道遗传了二哈的基因? 
24、不走寻常路,不穿寻常鞋的逗逗妹子 
25、把鸡蛋往男朋友头上砸,会失去他的 
26、哥们,你的手速还不错,有我当年的风范 
27、一个敢指,一个敢开!不知道这是超市入口吗? 
28、NO是从哪个星球来的呀? 
29、这天天发明的锻炼方式真是太眼花缭乱了! 
30、女生打架起来,比男生可猛了,不信你看 
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