天人地 |
2024-07-25 08:47 |
新娘:别在这里浪!晚上骚给老娘看!
 别人笑我太疯癫,我笑他人看不穿!
 惊不惊喜,意不意外?
 我不想玩啊,妈妈!妈妈都花钱了,不玩怎么行!
 从现在开始!让世界感受痛处:神罗天征!
 这个就叫做千呼万唤始出来,太意外了
 原来这只汪还是个技术控!

听说挖人参前都要提前绑个红布条,这样人参就逃不了了,谁来解释下原理
 还好教练反应快,不然头着地

事情已经发生了 ,你就不要这样了!没用的!
 看样子人还是要远一点的,真是太危险了!威力真大!
 你这孩子就是这样玩的啊!车擦的是真干净!
 这是在干什么呢?难道你是在锻炼你的腰吗?
 孩子,喜欢吗?要不要你们也上去开一会!
 这拉出来的是什么东西?我看着怎么有点吓人啊!

社会我狗哥,人狠话不多!
 啥?你也算狠?瞧猫爷我的!
 死之前,一定要让你再跳次舞!
 啥,跳舞?是我这样热情的桑巴吗?
 咋,嫌我不美吗?
 伦家生气气了!
 让开吧您嘞!
 下去玩玩吧您嘞
 这上面满了,您也下去吧!
 诶,地上有点水,拿条狗擦擦
 单杠小王蟹!
 嗑瓜子,我是认真的!
 搞笑,一笑超人是认真的!
这顾客上来就一直要求鱼要新鲜,不然不给钱,没办法我只能这样做了
 以后别再问妹子冷不冷了,人家穿肉色丝袜了
 组团去垃圾桶捡女朋友
 哈哈哈哈哈,这结局牛牛还真是没想到
 狗子:我累了 你抱我 什么? 不抱! 那我不走了。。
 完美诠释了“骚”的定义!
 村花,俺想你,爱你!
 大家帮我听听,看看我的车在哪里呢

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