1妹子,你这样走路有点飘了! 
2如果生孩子不是为了玩乐,那将毫无意义 
3直升机:没油了还想要我飞?门都没有 
4这是什么舞蹈呀,这眼神也太搞笑了吧 
5美女,你笑起来,全身都在笑! 
6史上最呆萌灰机…… 
7这个车洗的,这活就不应该接啊! 
8又一个高科技,是蝙蝠侠的座驾吗 
9姑娘,要不你来我家,我家有暖气呢 
10这是什么原理呢? 
11孩子,我猜你之前一定没喝过可乐 
12鱼儿们你们知不知道自己在自投罗网呀?将来还会成为人们的一道菜的! 
13都说跳舞对身体好我会天天坚持跳舞的! 
14差点冤枉了猫咪,原来是狗子在偷吃啊 
15大姐,都失败了,你还好意思笑出来呀 
16女侠好刀法...最后还挺萌 
17你看爸爸给你做得车,玩吧!坏了再给你买! 
18这些小姐姐的腿型特别好看,是我喜欢的那种。 
19嫂子,你能不能给大哥点面子,直播呢 
20带着孩子就不要抢位置了嘛小伙子看到什么了,抓的这么带劲! 
21你们两个单身狗,这样做对得起主人吗 
22我们都懂,不就是左手放个硬币嘛 
23古文明太多令人不解的地方 
24超载的后果,你们真的可以承受吗? 
25妹子,看你开瓶是第一次喝红酒吧! 
26第一次看见下雪的妹子就是这么欢乐,雪地里玩跳远,摔了个底朝天 
27没危险的时候父亲是最危险的 
28看着乌龟的龟壳,应该是有几百岁了 
29你以为我是要干什么啊!我就是想穿个衣服而已! 
30大幂幂:嗨呃好尴尬 
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