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哥们你这智商堪忧啊!
 二师兄,你变了! 我想知道那六个仙女呢?
 在东北,连狗都会玩雪!
 今天真高兴啊,收到了一个红包,结果。。。
 看第一遍没看明白,看第二遍。。。
 我靠,这是人干的事吗?
 狗子:再见,我的主人~~~
 什么三角?这特么的是暂停!!
 柴犬:一失足成千古恨啊!
 远看以为要发财了,近看失望至极!
 鸡:到本命年还有好几年, 可我现在就想火啊!
 传说中的蛤蟆功? 我吹吹吹吹吹, 哇塞泡泡好好玩,你们也吹吹
 这哥们牛了,冬天的一把火,火到头了!
 这是一个平凡的周末,到坡上看大烟花!
 好沉,肯定是条大鱼了!
 狗子,我们都在排队,你为什么加塞?
 天太冷了,活动活动筋骨!
 怕让人偷鞋子的印度人,存个鞋子也开挂!
 过去了上热搜,过不去请全村人喝酒!
 就这个菜吓得我一个晚上没敢动它!
 这个锻炼身体代价有点高啊!
 妹子,你这是练的什么功夫?
 兄弟钱都花了,不敢走奔跑吧兄弟!
 娶个二货媳妇以后,天天是动作片 算了,意思到了就行了!
 你行不行,不行换我!!
 猫星人:别惹我,叶问1-4我全看过了!
 让你猜猜我是谁!哈哈哈哈 这山爬的我都没敢抬头!
 腿短加上底盘低,尴尬了!
 我想起阿甘正传里面的片段了, 你们是3K党吗?
 告诉你多少次了,不要玩,你不听!
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