1.我都想好了结局,可没想到中间被你算计了! 
2.美女真是敬业啊,都下雨了,还继续在台上唱歌! 
3.有个这样逗逼的爸比,骚年也是操碎了心! 
4.开挂的民族,开挂的人生! 
5.飞饼大哥,你是新来的吧?快去捡起来继续飞呀!哈哈... 
6.美女小姐姐教你,涂了口红怎么吃东西! 
7.这个酒局取一下下次就不敢去了! 
8.速度够快,地也够滑! 
9.大娘你这么牛,你大爷知道吗? 
10.拔赢的话,这个月奖金加倍,拔输了加班! 
11.熊孩子,是不是怕我把你的密码给改了? 
12.吃我一记飞香蕉! 
13.我要吃竹子,快点,要不然我把你店砸了! 
14.不作死,就不会死!这下长脑子了吧? 
15.当友情碰到了爱情! 
16.有个这样的媳妇,哥们你就知足吧,多拿出时间陪陪她不要老打游戏了! 
17.就快要发工资了,这双鞋在坚持几天就换新的了! 
18.这是怎么做到的?小姐姐腰这么软吗? 
19.穿上了邓紫棋同款皮裤,感觉自己的歌声得到了飞一般的提升! 
20.走开,劳资不好这口,讨厌! 
21服不服? 
22学了一天走路,回家孩子都不会正经走路了,怎么办? 
23如果我有一堆这样的汪星人,我将是街上最漂亮的崽子 
24溜狗有甚么意义,溜这个才过瘾! 
25别人的学生时代VS你的学生时代 
26哥们,你这头盔不错呀,看起来很高大上嘛 
27这小哥开挂了 
28大哥你这样跳,有少人想回去生女儿! 
29智商哪去了? 
30难道这就是传说中的踏破铁鞋无觅处么大姐你这功夫怎么练出来的? 
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