天人地 |
2024-12-28 11:03 |
和我玩套路?我认第二,没人敢认第一
 这媳妇还是不娶的好
 你是在划拳,还是在使美人计?
 敌人用机枪扫射了快卧倒
 厨房养了个山药,厨房差点受不了!
 你听到我说什么了嘛
 妹子,自信的人自带光环,连挂在树上都是魅力十足。
 从此不再是一个人,出门要戴好头盔哟
 前方已被敌军占领,场面一度僵硬
 吓我一跳, 我还以为谁给我偷走了呢!
 面对满院子的玉米, 什么样的老鼠会选择进笼子吃?
 二哈,打架没赢过,吵架没输过!
 没想到吧,最惨的还在后面
 会跳舞的乌龟
 看伴娘甩头的动作,就知道是有故事的人了
 睡得正香呢,我咋掉出来了呢

一个俯冲,冲懵你

胖的跟球一样

你这球打得可真准啊

别扒拉我,我生气了啊

你扒拉的啥,让我扒拉一下

高科技,冲啊

看见没,你学废了吗

来,摆个造型

好尴尬呀

兄弟,你个太矮了

我咋就抓不住呢

友谊的小船说翻就翻
我触电了

兄弟们冲啊

我以为是朵花呢

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