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嗨~我手机前亲爱的你还好么?
周三快乐~
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《首尔之春》大型重映会
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▍让我康康妹妹的腹肌
英国的城市名,这谁能记得住?
英国人自己会拼吗?
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采票投稿@虫子姑娘
▍这是脸在键盘上滚了一圈?
逐出地球。。。
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▍就在英国呆着吧,别回来了…
玄学炒股再起
韩建河山开盘涨停
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▍ 太离谱了,这个玄学
A股笑话:
最近一支叫葫芦娃的股票涨停了几天,原因竟然是明年是蛇年。。。葫芦娃可以杀蛇精。。。我就是被这样的a股打败……
这才是真正的律法双修
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▍ 这才是真正的律法双修,阴阳两界就没有办不了的案子
这才是真正的“拼搏百天我要考四级”
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▍咱就是说,用这个百天照片能把准考证打出来也是厉害了
监考老师:这是你本人吗?
考生:那时候我还比较年轻
更多校园趣事一定要看今天的第二条图文哦~
毕业后我所理解的阶级固化金字塔
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▍最下面都是踩着头上来的
深得童心
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▍全医院最受小朋友欢迎的医生
东北搓澡的效果有多立竿见影
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▍这也太牛了!想去+1
lululemon最新贺岁款
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▍ 也算是引领潮流了,这个马甲,我奶肯定喜欢,看着就非常的喜庆
我叫白云,我叫黑土我71,我75我属鸡,我属虎他是我老公,她是我老母…
真的是地狱级别的段子
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▍太地狱了,能当笑话讲出来真的很强大
学到了如何安慰朋友的糊弄学
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▍ 好用,下次也这么干,这样以后就可以随便糊弄别人了
对抗加班新思路
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▍很聪明,很窝囊的报复方式
看看采票摸鱼在干啥?
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@大锤80,小锤40 投稿
▍这个鲁迅100分
备考途中画了幅武功秘籍
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▍ 画了那么多招式啊,另辟蹊径了也好
把老师做成了课程表
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▍好家伙,居然没有重复的,怎么你老师是日抛的吗
当把老板的废话剪掉
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▍原来所有的老板都一样啊,开篇全是废话
这还能自己掏自己?
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▍挖掘机师傅的技术也是相当令人震惊
先菌子,后小人
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▍没吃过,好吃不
恭喜你买到了来自另一个平行世界的十进制时钟
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▍如果是真的,那就骂吧。。
电梯盲盒?
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▍是不是会随机把你送到某一层啊…
这个愿望有点含蓄了
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▍这下好了,如愿以偿了
小鸟都被累坏
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人类对恋爱脑还是开发得太少了....
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▍他要是找你订水,你就老实了……
今日互动猜图
今天猜猜这个是什么~
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首先排除第一个选项:鱼肉
留言区告诉我你的答案吧~
明天公布答案和前排答对的采票~
上期答案
上期问题:
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答案:放厕所纸的
下面是最快答对的采票名单~
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